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paging-doctorfaggot:

its a great show from the gifs i’ve seen of it

jackblogguy:

lameborghini:

"did u dye ur hair red" ummm no its black cherry burgundy brown with an auburn undertone?? duh 

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masalamermaid:

beh-intehaan:

i-dont-speak-indian:

guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face

We fuck up one planet and then move to outer space?

lol colonising space if you aren’t hyped about stealing alien artefacts, forcing extra-terrestrials into famine while we pillage their country and setting up systems of intergalactic oppression get out of my face

like. do you guys know what colonising is. do you know history.

Humans have engineered a synthetic plant that can grow in zero gravity and make oxygen for long-distance journeys and the first thing on your minds is ~colonising space~ what

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

Track Name: INCOMPETENCE: A Dramatic Reading
Play Count: 1078583

mechanicmuffin:

smooshyrock:

tre-cool-is-a-pretty-pink-fairy:

https://24.media.tumblr.com/6ba52a8b4c0934e838a1f135d259abad/tumblr_mzmgep8Roy1rr2uluo1_500.png

SHUT YOUR

MOUTH

comma

NO COCAINE WAS NOT

WHEW!!!!!!

turnthomo:

radgreasersharkmanhashtaghellyea:

licentious-babe:

vines that only get good in the last 2 seconds are the best

"ooo!"

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ugh-sweetie:

sherlocksmyth:

Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.

i am saving this for future reference 

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

The Beatles; a color analysis

sexgasms asked: This is a Tumblr hug (っ⌒‿⌒)っ! Pass them on to 10 of your favorite blogs and let them know that you love them! ♥

im rejecting ur hug adena u are garbage bye

balancetheinsanity:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here